JUST CAN'T WAIT:
type deliver from the menu

IT'S A BOY
type, in order
1. take pills
2. use pills
3. take gloves
4. use gloves
5. take blindfold
6. use blindfold
7. pull gently

CANT CONCENTRATE
same as its a boy award, but skip step 1 and 2

CONFUZZLED
dont do anything. let time run out

DIRTY HANDS
skip step 3 and 4 on its a boy award

GOODBYE WORLD:
type suicide

HERCULES
same as its a boy award, put type pull at step 7 instead of pull gently

PLAY AGAIN:
type play while playing

SPEEDY DELIVERY:
win the its a boy award under 20 seconds

THAT'S DISGUSTING
skip step 5 and 6 in its a boy award

WRONG WAY
type push

YOU'RE TOO SLOW
do 1 of the steps in its a boy award, then let time run out

XYZZY
type xyzzy while playing